Wish us luck...

MAA (standing at a display of calendars) "Look Mommy. Look at this" lifting up a calendar of body builders and staring at the sculpted, greased muscle.

Mommy: "Those are body builders. I think they look a little silly though."

MAA: "I think they look silly too."

Goes one calendar up and points to the bikini calendar with sculpted, greased silicon. "Look at this one, Mommy."

Mommy "I think that one may be a bit silly too."

MAA "Oh no, Mommy! That one is not silly. Not silly at all!"

Calendar salesman, who must understand some English: howls of laughter and "Viel Gluck" (German for "good luck")